Barry Bonds Breaks Record with God-given Talent

Breaking News! Barry Bond’s hits number 756.

This should be reason to celebrate except Barry’s image is mired by the general assumption that he’s used steroids to reach this Hall of Fame mark. Sadly many are celebrating this event, notably the media and the marketing machines that stand to benefit from his new found place in history. So go Bonds! It’s really a sad day only for the fact we celebrate.  

(And this pertains to politics in what way? Well, for one he’s being investigated for perjury by congress.)